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英網站公布歡樂答題令老師哭笑不得
Funniest exam answers become internet sensation

[ 2012-03-02 14:30]

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Website called funnyexam.com offers a hilarious pinboard for staff to expose the silliest answers they've ever seen.(www.funnyexam.com)

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Website called funnyexam.com offers a hilarious pinboard for staff to expose the silliest answers they've ever seen.

Teachers from the US and UK are posting the best real exam answers from the pupils they teach on the website www.funnyexam.com.

The students may have got an E in their tests but they've been creating chortles on the internet since the site was created.

Many of the answers range from the disturbing to the crude and the naive to the ridiculous. There are hundreds to choose from. Some of the funniest are in a slideshow above.

Funny and rude drawings, intentional or not, feature regularly on the site, as do lines directed to teacher, such as "I know I'm going to fail this" or a drawing of a snoring pupil.

Some of the examples are from detention slips or appraisal forms. One boy in particular received a punishment slip for dressing up as Superman.

Another pupil gives the meaning of a hermaphodite as "Lady Gaga".

Often the students will draw animals such as bears or walruses in a bid to distract from being unable to answer the question.

Readers can judge and rate which answer they find funniest. An impressive but slightly disturbing cartoon strip about abstinence is the most popular example at the time of writing.

The teacher marks the piece with the comment "I've arranged a meeting with your guidance counsellor".

(Read by Lee Hannon. Lee Hannon is a journalist at the China Daily Website.)

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網站funnyexam.com給教師們提供了一個歡樂的試題答案版，大家可以把見過的最搞笑的試題答案公布到這里。

英美兩國的老師把自己教的小學生的“最佳”真實考試答案公布在這里。

學生們也許考試成績只得了E，但是自從該網站成立后，他們就在網上為大家帶來了笑聲。

這些答案要么讓人哭笑不得，要么無禮，還有一些非常幼稚可笑。網站上有數百條答案可供大家選擇，并用幻燈片放映的形式在網站上方播放一些最有趣的答案。

不管是不是故意，有趣的和無禮的胡寫亂畫的答案最經常出現在網站上，而且詞語經常直指老師，比如“我知道我考不及格”，或者畫一個正在打鼾的小學生。

一些例子來自扣押單或者評估表格。有個男孩收到了一份處罰單，原因是他打扮成超人。

另一個小學生說，雌雄通體的含義是Lady Gaga。

學生們經常會畫熊或者海象，以便讓老師從學生不能解答問題中轉移視線。

讀者可以判斷并評價哪個答案最有趣。截至發稿時，一個有關禁欲的卡通漫畫最受歡迎。這個漫畫給人印象深刻，但有些令人哭笑不得。

老師評分時在下面寫道：“我已經約見了你的輔導員。”

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Vocabulary:

chortles: 哈哈大笑，開心地笑

hermaphodite: 雌雄同體

walrus: 海象

abstinence: 節制，禁欲

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