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豬是無辜的

2010-01-04 10:08
"Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."

從婚姻中學到的

2009-12-31 09:08
"Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?"

好消息和壞消息

2009-12-30 09:31
The doctor took his patient into the room and said, "I have some good news and some bad news."

失眠

2009-12-29 09:19
"Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you."

祖傳做法

2009-12-28 08:53
Her grandmother replied, "Well, dear, that's the only way it would fit into my baking pan."

職業

2009-12-25 09:41
"Well," says the balloonist, "Everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."

懶病

2009-12-24 09:27
A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.

誰是丈夫

2009-12-23 10:36
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "Ohh no, My husband just walked in the door."

記憶課程

2009-12-22 10:54
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

難以置信

2009-12-21 10:03
"What's not to believe?" the detective said. "It's right up there on the screen!"

額外的公務

2009-12-18 09:38
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary.

一直在身邊

2009-12-17 10:06
"What dear?" She asked gently. "I think you bring me bad luck."

耳聾

2009-12-16 10:17
She replies, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN, you deaf idiot!"

該死的慢鐘

2009-12-15 09:08
Her husband mumbled, "Clock always was slow."

迷人的妻子

2009-12-14 10:15
"I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."

讓婚姻幸福的學位

2009-12-11 09:38
"He was a communications major in college, and I majored in theater arts. He communicates really well, and I just act as if I'm listening."

年紀

2009-12-10 08:47
Looking over her carefully, Harold replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."

不可能作弊

2009-12-09 09:16
Teacher: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.

合法稱呼

2009-12-08 09:34
The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.

小氣老公

2009-12-07 09:29
"What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."

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